The mysterious Carlson brother that fans finally met on a recent episode of Port Protection is a musician currently living in Seattle, Wash. According to Kelly's Facebook page, he plays bass for the band Raw Dogs who write what they describe as "anthems of the apocalypse." If you go to a show, do not yell out Kelly Carlson as he goes by the stage name of Kelly Carcinogen. (Perhaps Kelly Carlson was too close to Kelly Clarkson? It seems as if he's "been gone" from Port Protection for quite some time.)

Kelly's wife, Celeste Mora Carlson, joined her husband in Alaska when they were filming in 2022. On her Facebook page, she recently dropped some behind-the-scenes footage of their time in that tiny corner of the world. In one short but adorable video, Celeste is filming Kelly while they're on a boat.

"We have to go investigate a log covered in seagulls about a half mile away," Kelly says. "That's how Alaska is going," Celeste drily says off-camera. Sometimes the drama is in the little things.