1. Q: Why did the Jedi cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.
2. Q: What is Jabba the Hutt's favorite restaurant?
A: Pizza Hutt!
3. Q: Where does Princess Leia do her shopping?
A: At the Darth Maul.
4. Q: What position does Darth Vader play in baseball?
A: The Umpire!
5. Q: Why was the droid angry?
A: Someone kept pushing its buttons.
6. Q: What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
A: Luke Warm!
7. Q: Is Chewbacca any good at baseball?
A: Nah, he's a Wookiee.
8. Q: Why can't Princess Leia find a boyfriend?
A: She was looking for love in Alderaan places.
9. Q: How do Jedi open PDF files?
A: They use Adobe Wan Kenobi.
10. Q: Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
A: They put Yoda in charge of scheduling.
11. Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Aargh-2-D2.
12. Q: Is BB hungry?
A: No, BB-8.
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13. Q: How did Luke find out what he got for his birthday?
A: He felt his presents!
14. Q: Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand?
A: The second-hand store.
15. Q: Why is Yoda so good at gardening?
A: He has a green thumb!
16. Q: What kinds of cars do Jedi drive?
A: Toy-Yoda.
17. Q: What's Darth Vader's favorite food?
A: A sith-kebab.
18. Q: What do you call two Han Solos singing together?
A: A Han-Duet.
19. Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter!
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20. Q: What did the Jedi say to the sheep?
A; May the force be with ewe!
21. Q: Why is Luke Skywalker always invited to a picnic?
A: Because he has the forks with him!
22. Q: What did the Jedi say to his girlfriend?
A: You're the Obi-Wan for me.
23. Q: What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?
A: I find your lack of steak disturbing.
24. Q: What do you call an invisible droid?
A: C-through-PO.
25. Q: Why are Death Star pilots tired of space battles?
A: Because they always end up in a tie!
