"My brother, (male) step cousin, and I told my sister and female step cousin they crash landed in my families garden in a space ship and that's why there was a low spot that often flooded. My sister argued that they weren't green and didn't have antennas. I told her that it cost a lot of money to make them look human by removing the antenna and bleaching their skin and that's why both our families were poor. She cried."

- ichosethis