People love to love LoVe in that very Rory/Jess way. Bad boys, man, I get it. I too, was once a teenage girl. And again, the way dull-as-bricks Duncan is ushered out of the narrative in the second season really clears the path for Veronica and Logan to be together. Classic CW move.

AND YET, for all his charisma and witty banter, Logan is such a wildly destructive rich kid that his “epic”* romance with Veronica doesn’t really feel...like, sustainable? You know, especially when her sleuthing constantly puts her in danger. You really think a relationship should be that hard?*

*This feels like a moot point when someone out there is whispering to their computer screen, "No one writes songs about the ones that come easy."