But wait — there's more! Indeed, Matthew treated us to even more of his inner monologue about the show everyone is watching.

From commenting on how big of losers many of the guys are this season, to just noting that some of the scenes between the potential couples are downright awkward, we are loving the stream of consciousness that comes out.

Perhaps our favorite DM is to Jeramey, to whom Matthew said for all of us, "Dude, you spelled your name wrong and did your girl wrong." Yes!

Of course, the guy we all grew to despise retorted, "Well, I didn't spell my name." But Jeramey didn't deny how he treated Laura.

Fans piled into the comments section of Reddit where the DMs were posted with wild praise for Matthew.

"I love his sense of humor, and him and Hilary genuinely seem crazy about one another," someone said, proceeding to call out Matthew's recent Valentine's Day post on Instagram.

And so, Matthew, we too would like to ask you one more thing about Love Is Blind.

Can we maybe, possibly watch with you sometime? Or, alternately, maybe you can star in your own companion reality show where you just talk about what's happening each episode?

Because we guarantee that most of America would tune in!

Until then, thank you for these very real messages that prove we weren't alone in wondering about Jeramey's name and why Johnny won't just get a vasectomy and stop the nonsense.