Kids can also enjoy the hilarious punchlines as long as they understand some mathematical concepts.
- Why do plants hate mathematics? - It gives them square roots.
- How can you make time fly? - Throw a clock out the window.
- What did the zero say to eight? - Nice belt.
- A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.
- Why are circles so hot? - Because they are 360 degrees.
- How do you keep warm in a cold room? - You go to the corner because it is 90 degrees.
- Life is pointless without geometry.
- Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner? - Because they already 8 (ate).
- Why did the boy do his multiplication problem on the floor? - Because his teacher told him not to use the tables.
- What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplace? - Natural logs.
- How many mathematicians do you need to change a bulb? - The answer's at the back of the book.
- What do you call a tree that is made up of numbers? - A geome-tree.
