Do you have a favourite Ron Swanson quote? If not, then the following quotes should give you an idea of the character he was. It will not be surprising if you pick a quote that you like.
- Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets
- There are three acceptable haircuts: high and tight, crew cut and buzz cut.
- It's always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
- There are only three ways to motivate people, money, fear and hunger.
- Great job everyone! The reception will be held in each of our individual houses, alone.
- I'm not interested in caring about people.
- I'd wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.
- Crying: Acceptable at funerals and at the Grand Canyon
- Tom put all my records into this rectangle. The songs just play one after the other. This is an excellent rectangle.
- Normally given the choice between to do something or nothing, I'd chose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else to do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done.
- The key to burning an ex-wife's effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then to toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when you light an ex-wife's effigy.
- On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.
- It is pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go out and stand in it.
- There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food.
- No home is complete without a proper toolbox. Here is April's and Andy's. A hammer, a half-eaten pretzel, a baseball card, some catridge that says sonic and hedgehog, a scissor half, a flashlight filled with jelly beans.
Ron Swanson quotes will make you miss the show even more. The character's witty character coupled with his nonchalant nature makes him a fan's favourite.
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