These knock-knock who's there jokes are so rude that they are funny. You cannot help but laugh at them even though they are offensive. You should be prepared to hear jokes that are not your ordinary kind.
- Judo. Judo Who? "What, Judo know ?"
- Cockadoodle. Cockadoodle Who? Not cockadoodle who, you s**t, cockadoodledoo!
- Put! Put who? Put a sock in it and open the door.
- Robin. Robin Who? Robbing You!
- Stopper. Stopper who? Stop her she's running off with your newspaper!
- Archibald. Archibald Who? Archibald on top of your head!
- No! No who? No ifs, ands or buts, open the door.
- If you can't! If you can't who? If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
- Geese! Geese who? Geese which finger I'm holding up.
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Jesus. Jesus Who? How many do you know?
No one loves a rude fellow around them, that is for sure. However, a few rude flips said right may just be what you need. The secret is in the delivery. The content is already rude and offensive and you do not want to be the one that makes things worse. It may be more offensive if it comes out wrong. Practice on delivering it correctly until you can do it just right. The tone matters in such cases. Make sure you are friendly when telling such cracks. You may just be lucky when people fail to notice the intensity of the rudeness.
