Sometimes all you need is something funny to make you laugh and forget your problems. And these short funny family quotes are all you need.
- If you think I'm crazy, wait till you meet my family.
- Family is like that annoying itch you can’t scratch.
- Since the kid was born, I've slept like a baby, not at all!
- In my family, crazy doesn’t skip a generation.
- Siblings are your first frenemies.
- Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
- I smile because you're my family, and I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it.
- Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
- We are more than family. We are like a really small gang.
- I'm sane compared to my sister.
- The bigger your family, the bigger your problems.
- My family is temperamental. Half temper, half mental.
- Some call it chaos; we call it family.
- You must love my dad to put up with a stepchild like me!
- There is only one pretty child, and every mother has one.
- You can’t choose your family, but you can ignore their phone calls.
- I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
- Pets are like family, except you get to choose them.
