Are you a parent looking for ways to make your child laugh out loud? Try these duck jokes that are clean and safe for children of all ages.
- Why do ducks never grow up? Because they grow down.
- Why do ducks lay eggs? They would break if they dropped them.
- What do you call a clever duck? A wise quacker.
- What time do ducks get up? At the quack of dawn.
- Why did the duck cross the road? Because she was a quack on the pavement.
- Why did the duck get a second job? He had too many bills.
- What does a duck do when he hears a joke he likes? He quacks up!
- What did Santa give the duck for Christmas? A Christ-mas quacker!
- What should a duck wear to a fancy event? A duck-se do!
- What do you get when you put a bunch of rubber ducks in a box? A box of quackers.
- What's a duck's favourite animal at the zoo? Quackodiles.
- What's a duckling's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
- Why was the teacher annoyed with the duck? Because it wouldn't stop quacking jokes!
- What do you call crazy duck? A wacky duck!
