Here are more corny puns:
- Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
- Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
- Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
- My girlfriend likes to tie me to the bed and cover me in chocolate and caramel. She’s a dominatwix.
- My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.
- What did the ghost teacher say to the class? Look at the board and I will go through it again.
- I lost my watch at a party. When I went looking for it, I saw some guy stepping on it while harassing a girl. So I walked up to the dude and punched him straight in the nose because no one does that to a girl… Not on my watch!
- Beer may not make you smart, Budweiser.
- Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Pixar collection DVDs but he will never give you up.
- A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
