The saga begins on Friday, when 50 Cent was sick and tired of his former co-producer Randall Emmett not paying him back his $1 million loan. We get it, considering we're not above hitting the "remind" button on Venmo when our friends forget to return those $10 we spotted them for lunch.

But instead of just shooting him a text or handling the issue discretely, he dragged Randall's fiancée Lala Kent into the whole thing and posted it on Instagram and Twitter as well. It's messy, but bear with us. 

First, 50 Cent posted a clip from the current season of Vanderpump Rules where Lala is explaining how she and Randall met. 

It had something to do with Randall, a producer known for his work on Silence, Escape Plan and Gotti, asking Lala to audition for a movie. According to the clip, she said: "I let him hit it the first time and we were inseparable. He would just send me, like, really expensive gifts."

"The first night we banged, I got a car the next day," Lala continued. "He was like, 'Do you want a Range Rover?'" As his caption to the clip, 50 Cent wrote, "10 seconds left in the 4 quarter hoe's are Winning. Do you want A range rover, yes, bitch yassss. Then just run out and suck a d-–k. LOL smh."