Every fresh start to the week is another opportunity to learn and achieve new things. Below are some hilarious quotes about Monday to help you tackle the week.
- Candy is the world's way of making up for Mondays. — Rebecca Gober
- If first Monday were a human being, it wouldn't have friends.
- Monday is one awful way to spend 1/7 of your life. — Steven Wright
- It is possible to write the best column in the world on Monday, and it does you no good on Tuesday. — Lewis Grizzard
- There is a song that says, rainy days and Mondays will always get you down. — Haruki Murakami
- It would help if you believed on Monday like on Sunday. — Rita Schiano
- Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue — George Leedy
- Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.
- Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything will wrap up, and then the same old sh*t starts on Monday. — Stephen King
- There are no miracles on Monday. — Amy Neftzger
- There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one's own on Monday. — Thomas Bernhard
- When you're young and healthy, you can plan on Monday to commit suic*de, and by Wednesday, you're laughing again. — Marilyn Monroe
- Monday is the day to release the stamina built up after a relaxing weekend.
- Monday is great for becoming too busy to die. — Roy Station
- Maybe the first Monday doesn’t like you either.
- When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day. — Ella Woodward
